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    July 14

    2007男女定律

    接吻定律

      如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到250,那肯定是初吻。
         如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到180,那肯定是偷情。
         如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到120,那肯定是热恋。
         如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到80,那肯定是老婆。
         如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到30,那肯定是恐龙。
         如果你吻一个女人,你的心跳达到0,那肯定是心肌梗塞。 

     感觉定律

      男人感觉自己能欺骗住女人,女人感觉男人在欺骗自己。
         男人感觉“完了”要通过自己编织的理由来说服自己,女人感觉“完了”就完了。
         当女人不喜欢一个男人的时候习惯说没感觉,男人没感觉的时候也会尝试和女人相处。
         男人为女人感觉太敏感而痛苦,女人为男人感觉太迟钝而烦恼。

    哭泣定律

      女人喜欢哭给别人看,男人喜欢躲着别人哭。
         女人的眼泪是武器,男人的眼泪是核弹。
         女人悲伤的时候通过大声哭泣来宣泄,男人悲伤的时候通过喝酒来压抑哭泣。

    家务定律

      一个家中,如果一个男人总不做家务,偶尔做一次,那叫爱,如果天天做,那叫习惯。
         一个家中,做家务的量和家庭地位呈反比。
         恩爱的夫妻家务活少,吵架的夫妻家务活多。

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